Thing 6

I was under the impression that if I used flickr to spell flickr it would cause a tear in the space-time continuum allowing me to travel back in time to recover the minutes wasted spelling with flickr. I'm struggling to find a use for this tool. Unless...

Are you tired of the time and money it takes to compose ransom notes? Do you hate the mess left behind from torn magazines and Elmer’s glue? Do you ever wish there was an easier way? Well now there is. Thanks to web 2.0 you can spell words with images from flickr. Just type text in the spell box and watch your ransom note come to life. Just listen to these happy customers. (Insert aspiring actress here) “I can’t tell you how helpful this has been for my extortion business. It used to take me two weeks and several magazines to compose a ransom note. Now, with web 2.0, I’m earning twice as much money in half the time. Thanks, web 2.0!” (Insert aspiring actor here) “I'm a Somali pirate and the fumes from commercial glue gives me a headache. But thanks to Web 2.0 the only headache I have now is where do I put all the money. And now that I have millions of dollars I need help transferring them to an overseas account.”

If you act now you will also get our web 2.0 motivational poster generator. It’s great for inspiring those who aren’t motivated by fame, fortune, or a corner office. But hurry, quantities are unlimited and time is unimportant.