Thing 10

As you know from my previous post, RSS feeds allow the government to spy on you. With the social bookmarking site Delicious, however, the government doesn’t need RSS feeds or warrantless wiretapping to find out what you are reading; all they have to do is look at your tagged bookmarks. Now you might think this invasion of privacy would prevent me from creating a Delicious account, but like the Warren Commission, you’d be wrong. My training in counter-espionage has taught me to recognize and exploit moments like this. As far as the government knows, the only things I have bookmarked are Michael Bolton’s Wikipedia page and QVC.